England and Scotland for Dad's 70th


Day 6 - Tuesday - England

    After yesterday, today is a nice leisurely morning around the flat, hanging up our laundry in Francesca's fabulous bathroom (it also has a multiple clothesline you can pull over the bathtub), getting ready for the day, recovering from yesterday.
    On the way to the Knightsbridge station, we stop at Harrods so Dad can FINALLY see it (or a lot of it -- it's huge), checking out the downstairs food sections (for groovy gourmet European treats), and ending a couple of floors up at the Wedgewood section for a little present shopping for Mom, and then across the street to the station.
    Onto Windsor!
    We have to catch the Windsor train at the Waterloo train station, where we stumbled on a film crew shooting a tea commercial.  In the middle of this big station where passengers were walking all over the place, there was a group of people who looked like passengers and suddenly stepped into synchronized dancing when the lady with the bullhorn counted over the loud music "One!  Two!  Three!  Four and turn and one!"  There was a guy with a Steadicam camera, which I pointed out to Dad, another guy with a Betacam and way off a real film camera up on a high angle (in front of the dreaded clients huddled around their own monitor -- it looked just like U.S.A. commercial production).  I teased a crewmember about where the scripty was, and he smiled and said they weren't recording sound, so... I told him that's why people like me had vacation time!
    After changing platforms (you've got to listen when you're in a big station like that, or the train you think is taking you to Windsor could land you in Liverpool), we got on our train and headed to Windsor.  A big guy from Chicago (a cross between Randy Quaid and Tom Arnold) sat across from us and told us all about his work as a delivery guy with FedEx, his investments, some really interesting facts about fire ants, and some other stuff.  We get to the Windsor-Eton station, and I point up at the castle -- "There it is."
    So Dad and I plod up the hill through the little touristy town toward the castle, debating lunch.  It's all ready past one, do we waste more time?  We go straight for the castle (many pictures everywhere), and stand in line for Queen Mary's (Queen Elizabeth's grandmother) dollhouse, which I've never seen.  While waiting in line, a group of small uniformed school children, little boys in shorts and ties and little girls in dresses and straw hats, parade by on their way to an educational tour.  We see the doll house (Whew!  Amazing Buckingham Palace miniature with little electric lights), and my tummy is rumbling terrifically (I'm hoping for some Queen Mary Shortbread in the gift shop!).  We walk through the restoration exhibit (of the huge fire in '91 or '92) and state rooms -- the gilded room that was gutted by fire has been restored with breathtaking beauty.  I could see how it would have broken the Queen's heart to walk through the wet and sooty rubble.
    Outside at the gift shop, I bought some Prince someone orange chocolate to gorge on while waiting for real food.  Started writing some post cards, but a guard told Dad that St. George's Chapel would be closing for service soon, so I was whisked away to the chapel.  More beauty, naturally, and we see the tombs of King George and Queen Mary (Elizabeth's grandparents -- and first Windsors of the castle?) and the Albert Chapel (where I discover the gardens I heard wasn't open today -- Frogmore garden and mausoleum -- is where Queen Victoria and a bunch of royalty are buried).  Back outside for more pictures (most notably, a shot at the guards who are walking around with machine guns which Dad tried to get but they kept walking by too fast), and another gift shop.
    Enough of Windsor Castle, we push through the town to Eton to show Dad little posh school boys running around in uniform and, most importantly, the clock tower Harold Abrahams and Lord Lindsey ran against in Chariots of Fire (doubling for the real one at Trinity College in Cambridge).  Naturally, it's past visiting time, a sign telling us to go away, but it's right at the huge open doorway leading into the courtyard and there's a bunch of people crossing here and there.  So I pull Dad in the 4 steps and point at the clock and a wretched little woman with beady eyes zooms in on me and just as Dad's asking if he can take a picture and I'm saying I don't see how that could be a problem, she steps up with that little Nazi authority smile and pleasantly asks if we have a ticket?  I say, well, no, but -- and she pushed us out, telling us we would have to leave, no, no, we would have to leave.  Oh, yeah, like you went to Eton! I wanted to say.  So I got a picture of Dad standing by the door, with the clock tower visible through the door.  Hag.
    We tromp back through the town, me telling Dad we can tell people we were thrown out of one of the finest schools in England, and look for food.  There's nothing.  NOTHING!  Restaurants that are closed or unappetizing or both, pubs that stopped serving food after lunch.  We finally land at McDonalds (cheap and dependable).
    Back to the train station, and lovely -- some young punks are swarming the place, making stupid noises and "Oy!" just being obnoxious.  They steal onto our train, and our ride is delayed 45 minutes while the rail people wait for the police to go car to car, checking under seats, to de-train them.  Dad and I step out after one of them jumped onto our car, and we chat with a couple of other disenchanted riders (a woman on a cell phone tells her friend some hooligans jumped on the train and she'll be a little late) and rail employees.
    Back to Sloane Square, where we are fortunate to find a grocery store that's open after 5 p.m. and stock up on milk, cereal (Wheat-a-bix and Special K), orange juice, Penguin cookies (my fave!), scones (I simply haven't had enough of those!), Jellybabies and other candies.
    Tea with Francesca and sleep!


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