Why is Mike Holding Me and Where Did He Get That Hat?
(continued)



    I sleepily try to get up, but Mike pulls me back down, and everyone kindly tells me to just stay put.  The vendor guy very nicely says the paramedics are on their way.  When I take a few sips of the lemonade and shake my head at the syrup, he very nicely takes the cup away and returns with it refilled with water and the lemon wedge, apologizing that it's not cold, but he got it from the water fountain around the corner.  I couldn't be happier with it and tell him so.
    As far as I was concerned, it was Zoo Atlanta again.  That was a weekend morning when I hadn't had much to eat for breakfast, and I was working in the sun at the OK to Touch Corral.  I had seen the same black circles, and then slumped over the huge rail I'd been leaning against for a moment before a zoo worker was right there, telling me that she had seen it coming when she saw the look on my face.  She had led me to a bench in the shade, and brought me crackers and water and told me to rest for 20 minutes or so, that it was a heat stroke or sun stroke or whatever, and part of it was from the empty stomach.  After that, I was fine.
    So after a few minutes, I assure the vendor guys I'm better, and Mike says, yeah, he can see that I'm more coherent than a few minutes before.  Eventually (seriously), the paramedics show up, looking like park rangers, and the head very official looking park ranger woman (complete with blonde hair pulled back under a Smokey Bear ranger hat) says I was VERY hard to find.  She kneels down and asks me confidently if I'd been at the park all day and hadn't eaten anything.  I say we'd practically just gotten here, and had a meal before we arrived.  Had I had any water? she asks.  Well, not as much as usual, I admit, and she had her a-ha! case won.  She says confidently that the day's heat and humidity is revving up my metabolism, and I'm burning through everything, and that I need to eat a lot of small meals and drink water.  She taps the lemonade cup and asks confidently if I'd been drinking these all day, and I tell her yeah, and then no, and that it's water.  (I think my second at this point -- Mike got more for me between the vendors leaving and the paramedics arriving.)  And she pitches going to first aid some more.
    I don't feel the need to go to first aid (really hating the idea of leaving a line I'd invested nearly an hour in), what would they do for me anyway?  She pulls some electrolyte pills from her pocket and gives them to me, saying they'd give me those, which I'd need to drink with a glass of water, and that's about it.  She asks if I'm going to ride the ride anyway, and I say, yeah, I'd like to, but the vendor guy said we were only about halfway through the line -- the building inside had rows to wait through, and there was another section (at which point Mike tried to turn it into an opportunity for us, don't they allow people who faint in line to take the elevator to the front of the line? but the vendor guy didn't bite).  Maybe not, I say, it's not that great a ride (I'd ridden it once before and remembered not being impressed), and the woman says, "Oh, it's a GREAT ride!" and I ask her to repeat that, because I'm almost sure she couldn't have been telling me this when she needed to be telling me things like no ride is that great, take a break, etc.  But she confirms that it's a GREAT ride, so I figure why not (still annoyed with that investment of time).
    Mike, on the other hand, assures me that we could just go home if that's what I want to do.  I really don't want to throw in the towel that much -- if you're going to drive out to Six Flags, if you ride only one ride, it needs to be Superman, and there is no way I'm going to leave without giving Mike that thrill.  (And, if I'm up to it, my precious Cyclone.)  So the paramedics begin taking down my waiver of first aid information, and I notice that the line behind is now backing up -- the paramedics confidently took over the entire area and didn't let people through.  At first it wasn't noticeable, since the line on the other side of us was hardly moving, but it had cleared out and I find myself asking the paramedics to let the others through. (I had enough problems without feeling glares on top of the rubbernecking.)  
    So the paramedics are gone, Mike and I are back in line, and it takes all of one and half minutes before I tell Mike I'm through with this ride.  He seems relieved and quickly escorts me back through the back of the line, shortcutting through the handicap gate, and we're in the Superman gift shop and glorious glorious air conditioning, and I promptly sit on the floor under a rack of t-shirts.  Mike joins me, and I finally hear what happened while I was out, although in the various bits and pieces, I hardly trust myself in the retelling.  First off, where did he get that hat?  The woman behind us in line gave it to him to fan me, and she was really great and helpful.  I'd been out something like 20 seconds or so, and I was just waking up when she said, "Okay, that's 30 seconds - we need to get some help."  (Eventually, she showed up in the giftshop, telling me she's glad to see I'm all right, and that I missed NOTHING with that ride.  We were glad to say thanks, and give back her hat.  Later, I noted how long it took her to get to the ride, and how I never would have made that.)
    Mike says he thought I was joking when I said I was about to black out, and then he saw me going down and he caught me, and when I was just a ragdoll, and he knew I was gone.  But I was still reaching for the rail or something, and that got in the way of him trying to help -- "Did you hear me tell you to put your arm around my neck?" he asks.  Nope, I say shyly, watching the feet and knees walking by us.  "Yeah, I knew you were gone then."  AND my foot was crooked back behind me somehow, so he was struggling to lay me down gently because my legs were all tangled up.  And my eyes weren't quite closed, but they were rolled back, which was scary.  And he didn't know what to do -- he was wishing he'd taken that CPR class they offered at the school -- no, wait, that's next week -- but still, he didn't know.  And he didn't know if he was supposed to lift the feet or the head, and if I didn't wake up soon, he was going to be yelling for someone to tell him what to do.  But when I started looking around like "What is going on?" he knew I was going to be okay.
    I remember that I'd had some peanut butter crackers at the zoo, and the park ranger paramedic told me to eat something salty when I was finished with the ride, so Mike goes in search of crackers and more water.  I just sit on the floor, still not quite grasping the surreality of it all, and being really annoyed I'm taking such a chunk out of Mike's day.  Mike returns with more water and a bag of salty peanuts (no crackers, but that's fine), and we wind up sitting there for probably an hour, just recovering.  Mike assures me that he's fine -- he's not at work, he's not in his apartment, and, thank God, he's not on the roof at his mother's.  I smile and tell him I was so concerned about him getting too much sun, and here we are.  He laughs and says he guesses he was being conditioned for the heat -- while I, I point out, spent the week in an air-conditioned basement office.
    Finally, I'm thinking I'm good for us to get up and walk around, and at that moment, an older Six Flags employee man walks by us and chipperly tells us, "You've camped out in a great spot!"  I think he's just talking about the heat, until he follows it with, "That storm should be here in about 15 minutes."

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