Today's vaudevillian
Halloween
joke!
What was the witch's favorite subject in
school?
Spelling
Ba-da-boom-sha!
Previous
days' vaudevillian Halloween
jokes!
Day 31 - October 31st:
What was the witch's favorite subject in
school?
Spelling
Day
30 - October 30th:
What is
Dracula's favorite breed of dog?
Bloodhound
Day 29 - October 29th:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He
had no guts
Day 28 - October 28th:
What do you get when you divide the diameter
of a jack o' lantern by its circumference?
Pumpkin Pi
Day 27 - October 27th:
Chef: How do you like your eggs?
Witch: Terrified
Day 26 - October 26th:
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's
best friend
Day 25 - October 25th:
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up
payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Day 24 - October 24th:
How do you get into a locked cemetery?
With a skeleton key
Day 23 - October 23rd:
Why are ghosts so popular?
They raise everybody's spirits
Day 22 - October 22nd:
If Frankenstein's monster ran for President of
the United States, why would he win?
He
would get all the volts
Day 21 - October 21st:
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms
when they're angry?
They're
afraid of flying off the handle!
Day 20 - October 20th:
Where does Dracula water ski?
On
Lake Erie
Day 19 - October 19th:
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Day 18 - October 18th:
Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building
Day 17 - October 17th:
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich
Day 16 - October 16th:
Who was the ghosts favorite movie actress?
Boo Derek
Day 15 - October 15th:
How can you tell when you're in bed with Count
Dracula?
He has a big D on his pajamas
Day 14 - October 14th:
How many witches does it take to change a
light bulb?
Only one--but she changes it
into a frog
Day 13 - October 13th:
What do you get when you cross a snowman with
a vampire?
Frostbite.
Day 12 - October 12th:
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
Day 11 - October 11th:
What kind
of boat pulls Dracula when he water
skis?
A blood vessel
Day 10 - October 10th:
What did the mother ghost tell her children
when they got into the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts
Day
9 - October 9th:
Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away
Day 8 - October 8th:
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Day 7 - October 7th:
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
Day 6 - October 6th:
What kind of monster is safe to put in the
washing machine?
A wash and wear wolf
Day 5 - October 5th:
Where in Arizona does Dracula go for a
vacation?
Tombstone
Day 4 - October 4th:
What do you call two witches living together?
Broom-mates
Day 3 - October 3rd:
Who was the ghosts favorite movie actor?
Scarey Grant
Day 2 - October 2nd:
Where do spiders go to learn new words?
Web-sters Dictionary
Day 1 - October 1st:
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a
beer and a mop."
Halloween
The holiday scene
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